liberalsarecool:

Watch Republicans make Kraft the victim.

(via republicandoorknob)

myhomework-is-onfire:

newromaantics:

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

(via professor-bats)

meinaiis:

thequantumqueer:

rockelope:

(via professor-bats)

sarcasticmrfox:

thepoliticalfuckery:

So everyone is clear on the “Witch Hunt”

Hillary Clinton Benghazi “Investigation”

• 4 years
• 0 indictments
• 0 convictions
• Hillary Clinton Email “Investigation”
• 2 years
• 0 indictments
• 0 convictions

Trump-Russia Investigation

• 15 months
• 41 Indictments/Charges (Individuals) (and counting)
• 3 Indictments/Charges (Companies)
• 5 GUILTY pleas (and counting)
• 4 CONVICTIONS (and counting)
• Roger Stone Adviser Obstruction of proceeding SCO 1 Indicted
• Making false statements SCO 5 Indicted
• Witness tampering SCO 1 Indicted
• Indicted: Roger Stone
• Indicted: Paul Manafort
• Indicted: Rick Gates
• Indicted: George Papadopoulos
• Indicted: Michael Flynn
• Indicted: Michael Cohen
• Indicted: Richard Pinedo
• Indicted: Alex van der Zwaan
• Indicted: Konstantin Kilimnik
• Indicted: 12 Russian GRU officers
• Indicted: Yevgeny Prigozhin
• Indicted: Mikhail Burchik
• Indicted: Aleksandra Krylova
• Indicted: Anna Bogacheva
• Indicted: Sergey Polozov
• Indicted: Maria Bovda
• Indicted: Dzheykhun Aslanov
• Indicted: Vadim Podkopaev
• Indicted: Irina Kaverzina
• Indicted: Gleb Vasilchenko
• Indicted: Internet Research Agency
• Indicted: Concord Management
• Guilty Plea: Michael Flynn
• Guilty Plea: Michael Cohen
• Guilty Plea: George Papadopolous
• Guilty Plea: Richard Pinedo
• Guilty Plea: Alex van der Zwaan
• Guilty Plea: Rick Gates
• Over 191 Criminal Charges (and counting):
• Conspiracy against the USA (2 counts)
• Conspiracy to launder money (2 counts)
• Bank fraud (8 counts)
• Bank fraud conspiracy (10 counts)
• I Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)
• Making false statements (6 counts)
• Failure to file reports of foreign bank accounts (14 counts)
• Unregistered agent of a foreign principal (2 counts)
• False FARA statements (2 counts)
• Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)
• Assisting in preparation of false tax documents (5 counts)
• Conspiracy to defraud the United States (13 counts)
• Conspiracy to commit wire fraud and bank fraud (2 counts)
• Aggravated identity theft (24 counts)

(via liberalsarecool)